Ah, NASCAR! It’s that time of year again when the engines rev up and the excitement of racing fills the air. Whether you’re a diehard fan or just enjoy the thrill of the race, this year’s schedule is sure to please.
The 2020 NASCAR Schedule - Get Yours Here!
First off, let’s talk about this sweet schedule. It’s printable! That means you can hang it on your fridge, take it to the track, or even fold it up and put it in your pocket. Wherever you go, the schedule will be there to remind you when and where to catch all the action.
Here Comes the Fun!
Now, let’s get down to the funny business. If you’re not already giggling at the thought of grown men driving in circles for hours on end, here are some hilarious facts and jokes to get you in the mood for NASCAR season.
Funny NASCAR Facts
- NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. But who cares about that? We all know it’s really just a bunch of cars going really fast and making a whole lot of noise.
- The average NASCAR race lasts about 3 hours. That’s a lot of time to spend watching someone else drive a car, but hey, we love it anyway.
- The fastest recorded NASCAR speed was 212.809 miles per hour. That’s practically supersonic!
More Funny NASCAR Jokes
- Why did the NASCAR driver cross the road? To get to the car on the other side, of course!
- What do you get when you cross Dale Earnhardt with a banana? A racecar driver who can’t turn right!
- Why do NASCAR fans like country music? Because they can sing along with the lyrics: “I drove my pickup truck down the dirt road to the racetrack, where my favorite driver was going round and round…”
Ready for the Race?
Are you feeling the need for speed yet? Whether you’re watching from home or heading to the track, NASCAR season is sure to be a blast. Remember to stay safe, have fun, and maybe bring some earplugs just in case. Happy racing!
