Math For 1st Graders Printable

Hey there, fellow math haters! Are you ready to cringe at some first grade math worksheets? Well, hold onto your calculators because we’ve rounded up some hilariously awful ones for you to enjoy.

Practice Addition & Subtraction - 1st Grade Math Worksheet Catholic

Practice Addition & Subtraction - 1st Grade Math Worksheet CatholicOkay, first off, what the heck is a “Catholic” math worksheet? Is there a prayer you have to recite before solving for x? And don’t even get me started on the fact that they have the gall to make these poor kids do math with religious symbols. I mean, come on, the only thing worse than math is math mixed with religion. Bravo, Catholic Kid, for making math even less appealing to first graders.

Pin by JC CASTILLA on First Grade Math Sheets

Pin by JC CASTILLA on First Grade Math SheetsOh boy, where do we even begin with this one? First of all, getting a math worksheet from Pinterest should be a red flag in and of itself. But let’s focus on the actual content: why in the world are they making these poor kids solve math problems involving race cars and buses? Is this a math worksheet or a transportation quiz? And don’t even get us started on the poor grammar and misspellings. “One less” is not a sentence, folks.

1st Grade Math Worksheets - Best Coloring Pages For Kids

1st Grade Math Worksheets - Best Coloring Pages For KidsOh boy, here we go again with the religious math worksheets. This one is brought to you by Best Coloring Pages For Kids, which is already concerning because coloring and math should never mix. But let’s focus on the actual content: why are they making these kids solve math problems involving happy little crosses and candy canes? This is math, not a Sunday school craft project. And don’t even get us started on the awful graphics and clashing colors. My eyes, they burn!

Pin on First Grade

Pin on First GradeOh joy, another math worksheet from Pinterest. We’re already off to a great start. But let’s focus on the actual content: why are they making these poor kids solve math problems involving purple aliens and UFOs? Is this a math worksheet or a sci-fi convention pamphlet? And don’t even get us started on the fact that they’re using actual numbers for subtraction but then using dots and lines for addition. It’s like they couldn’t decide which way was worse, so they just went with both. Thanks a lot, Pinterest.

Pin on education

Pin on educationAh, good old Pinterest, the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s take a look at this gem, shall we? First off, we’ve got a math worksheet with a creepy clown as the main graphic. Great, just what every first grader wants to see when they’re trying to do math. And let’s not forget the fact that they’re making these kids solve math problems involving pizza and hamburgers. Because apparently, we want our first graders to associate math with food guilt. Thanks a lot, Pinterest.

Free math worksheets first grade printable - EduMonitor

Free math worksheets first grade printable - EduMonitorWell, would you look at that, a math worksheet from an actual educational website. Maybe this one won’t be so bad after all. Oh wait, never mind, they’re making these poor kids solve math problems involving a creepy rabbit. And let’s not forget the font choice that looks like it was pulled from a 90s video game. Thanks for trying, EduMonitor, but we’ll stick to avoiding math altogether.

Free Printable 1st Grade Math Review Worksheet

Free Printable 1st Grade Math Review WorksheetAh, finally a math worksheet that doesn’t involve religion, weird graphics, or food guilt. But let’s not get too excited, because they’re making these kids solve math problems involving ice cream cones and butterflies. Because apparently, math just isn’t fun enough on its own, we have to add in some random creatures to keep the kids engaged. And let’s not forget the fact that they’re using different fonts and sizes for each problem, just to really drive home the fact that they have no idea what they’re doing. Thanks for trying, WorksheetsWorksheets, but we’ll pass on this one.

first grade math worksheets Archives - MUDDOO

first grade math worksheets Archives - MUDDOOAh, the final math worksheet on our hilarious list. Let’s see what MUDDOO has to offer us, shall we? Oh no, they’re making these poor kids solve math problems involving a freakishly buff man lifting weights. And let’s not forget the fact that the numbers they’re using barely even fit in the boxes provided. It’s almost like they just gave up halfway through and were like, “Eh, close enough.” Thanks for the laugh, MUDDOO, but we think we’ll pass on this one too.

And there you have it, folks, some truly hilarious and cringe-worthy first grade math worksheets. We hope you enjoyed laughing at them as much as we did. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go take a long nap to recover from the trauma of looking at all these awful graphics and math problems. Happy math-ing, or rather, happy math-avoiding!