As a fan of the beach, I can tell you that packing for a beach vacation can be a real pain in the patootie. In fact, it’s right up there with a root canal or attending a lecture on quantum physics. But fear not my fellow beach bums, for I have scoured the internet and found the ultimate beach packing list. And to make it even better, I’ve added my own funny commentary to keep it entertaining. So, grab a fruity drink with an umbrella, kick back, and let’s get packing!
The Barefoot Nomad’s Checklist
The Barefoot Nomad’s checklist is perfect for families, but even if you’re not traveling with kids, it has some great reminders. Don’t forget a first aid kit (because stepping on a shell is no joke), and if you’re staying in a rental, pack a few dishwasher pods to save yourself some hassle. Oh, and did I mention bacon bits? That’s right, folks. The Barefoot Nomad recommends packing bacon bits. I’m not sure why, but I’m not going to question it.
Moritz Fine Designs’ List
This list from Moritz Fine Designs is easy on the eyes with its fun beach graphics, and it covers all the bases. But what caught my eye was the suggestion to bring a portable fan. Now, I’m not one to shy away from a little sweat, but if you’re going to be sitting on the beach all day, a fan might just be your new best friend. Plus, it has the added benefit of making you feel like Beyonce in a music video.
Vertex42’s Packing List
Vertex42’s list is a no-frills, straightforward packing list. But what I love about it is that it includes a reminder to pack beach toys. Don’t pretend like you’re too old for a game of beach volleyball or building sandcastles. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try kite flying. Just make sure you’re not too close to any pesky seagulls.
Laurie Grantham’s List
Laurie Grantham’s list is another simple one, but it has a unique item to pack: a small bottle of laundry detergent. I know it sounds weird, but hear me out. If you’re going to be at the beach for a while, chances are you’re going to need to wash some clothes. And if you’re anything like me, you always spill something on your white shirt. Plus, if you’re staying in a rental with a washer and dryer, it’ll save you some money on those pesky detergent pods.
SmarterTravel’s List
SmarterTravel’s list is pretty comprehensive, but there was something on there that I had never heard of before: a Turkish towel. Apparently, these towels are more lightweight and absorbent than regular towels, and they become softer with each wash. Plus, they look pretty darn cool. And if you’re going to the beach, you want to look cool, right?
Spring Cottage’s List
Spring Cottage’s list is specifically geared towards families, and it has some great suggestions. But what caught my eye was the suggestion to pack a pop-up tent. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But I’m going to the beach, I don’t need a tent.” But hear me out. A pop-up tent can provide shade on a hot day, it can store your belongings while you’re in the water, and if you have little ones, it can provide a place for them to nap. Plus, they’re just plain fun to play in.
Happily Ever Mom’s List
Happily Ever Mom’s list is another family-focused one, but it has some great suggestions for keeping the kids entertained. In particular, it suggests packing bubbles and glow sticks. Now, I don’t care how old you are, bubbles are always fun. And glow sticks? Come on, who doesn’t love those? Plus, they can provide some fun lighting for an evening stroll on the beach.
Frugal Coupon Living’s List
Frugal Coupon Living’s list is another no-frills one, but it has a great suggestion for keeping your valuables safe. Pack a cheap, waterproof phone pouch. Not only will it protect your phone from sand and water, but it can also double as a place to store your keys and cash. And if you’re like me and always dropping your phone, it’ll give you some peace of mind.
Jordan Hebl’s List
Jordan Hebl’s list is simple and straightforward, but it has a great suggestion for keeping your drinks cold: freeze water bottles ahead of time and use them as ice packs. Not only will it keep your drinks cold, but as the water melts, you’ll have a supply of drinking water. Plus, it’s better for the environment than using disposable ice packs.
Travel Fashion Girl’s List
Travel Fashion Girl’s list is geared towards women, but it has some great suggestions for everyone. But what caught my eye was the suggestion to pack a sarong. Not only does it double as a cover-up and beach towel, but it can also be used as a makeshift skirt or dress if you need to go from the beach to a restaurant. And if you’re not feeling confident in your bathing suit, it provides a little extra coverage.
Well, there you have it folks. The ultimate beach packing list with a side of humor. And if you’re still feeling overwhelmed, just remember: all you really need is a swimsuit and some sunscreen. Everything else is just a bonus. Happy beaching!
